OK, so what the hell happened to the real men? When exactly did the roles change...? Men have just become little balls of confusion. Take the last 4 guys that I have recently been seeing and recently stopped seeing.

1- The first guy (Mr. H) - very nice successful young man - has all his ducks in a row, seemingly started getting incredibly nervous and wanted to cook me dinner and started sending me cyber roses... All this of course was subject to him actually being in the country as he goes to the UK a lot. All very well you would think. But then suddenly I started getting sms's accusing me of not being very keen, and not making enough time to see him. As if... I mean hello, he’s never in the country and then when he is he has meetings and functions and cooking sessions on a Thursday in Norwood. Which would leave me time to see him when. Oh wait so that I can put my life on hold on the off chance he isn’t doing anything tonight.

2 - The second ( Mr. A) - OOOhhhh not very successful at all, but man o man is he super hot. He looks like Rob Thomas from his Matchbox 20 days. And he can play the guitar in such a way...mmmmm I could jump him right there on stage. Well Mr A, has a stalker X- girlfriend. Bob only knows what the hell he did to her, but the blonde freak just won’t go away. Not my problem, as I am not going to sort his life out for him. Anyhoo, the man pleaded and begged for me to wait for him so that he can sort out his life. Now granted he is hot, but barring that - let’s just think it over here girls... I would have to pay for everything and be at every gig, and then also dodge the blonde bimbo - mmmm Oooohh pick me pick me - I think not. So that’s what I said. So now he keeps on sending me random weird sms's asking how I’m doing and whether I know where the voodoo lounge is.

3 - Man number 3 - well isn’t he just adorable... really cute, has a beautiful smile. Totally understands me. But there’s a little snag... He seems to be afraid of me. He finds me intimidating. Now what the hell??? What the fuck does that mean. He says that I make him feel stupid. For fuck sake. I am so sorry that I make you feel stupid. Now fuck of and go and cry in a little corner.

4 - Boy number 4 - What can I say for boy number 4... Fuck me... Does he have some serious issues? Ok, so just to let you all know that I am not a complete biatch- I understand that we all have our own issues and have to deal with our own mistakes etc. I mean I am the last person to judge or point a finger - but Good Lord. Get over it.

Now peeps I am a Pisces, and I am not supposed to be the rational one... I am irrational and enchanting, whimsical - not rational.

No where does it say that if you would like some rational advice or someone to put things into perspective for you go directly to the trustworthy dependable Pisces.

But I think I have identified the problem, I AM TOO NICE! I am not sure when this happened, but for some odd reason, I have become the nice girl. I am not the nice girl; I am the bitch from hell. I have made people cry with a single word, and NO, I didn’t feel bad afterwards. As a matter of fact they deserved it.

I am quite content with the friends that I have at the moment so FUCK OFF!!!

Now for the peeps that don’t believe in astrology- this is just a coincidence... *LOL*

Pisces 22 November 06

Aren't you tired of being 'nice' and 'good' to get someone to like you? Wouldn't you rather be your own honest, funny, intelligent self and be loved for that? How refreshing! Uncomplicate romance and level with yourself.

Do I need more direction from the universe - I think not. I mean this sign is biblical. I cannot be there and hold their hands and tell them that that everything will be OK... For Bob sakes people, grow up. Things don’t always work out - but you know what, we are adults now, so put on your big boy undies and get on with it.

In the immortal words of Alanis,
You live you learn
You love you learnY
ou cry you learn
You lose you learn
You bleed you learn
You scream you learn

So start learning and stop moaning in my ear!!!!!!