Aber - The best of the Best by far!!!
This blog is a special thank you to Aber, the best friend any and every Jozi gal can ever hope for!
And just a note to all the fucking cows out there, ever fucks with her and I will kill you!
Anyhoo, some background of the friendship, how it all started and how the two of us become Aber and crombie... We made the connection one dare I say frightfully scary and utterly boring eve in DBN... Yes peeps, in DBN. We gave each other a look and sort of knew that this is going to be the best friendship ever - screw all the historic couples, Anthony and Cleopatra, Tristan and Isolde... They have nothing on us!!! We just knew it!
There we were in the bathroom, talking crazy and laughing our asses off, when this whale like thing, slightly resembling a human waddles into the bathroom and started giving Aber crap... I bravely drew my sword - i.e. sharp Jozi tongue - and told her to not Fuck with us, because we will fuck her up... in saying that I also realized that if that thing tries to plunge her way in my direction taking momentum into account she could crush me with her arm! And bob forbid if she got me on the floor and sat on me... they wouldn’t even be able to identify me with dental records - there would be nothing left of me!!!
But I looked certain death straight in the eye and said I don’t care - Bring it on Bitch!! Anyhoo, she quickly realized that we would be a force to reckon with!!! We then (like one mind) decided to go and break into the bar as the only way we would be able to get through that night is to get totally and utterly shit-faced - and we did... We then proceeded to steal all their food, and hurried off to Tiger, where we immediately started fighting with the DJ... All in a days work!!
But back to the reason why I am posting this today of all days!!! She is simply the best!!! We laugh together, I am sure we will be able to cry together God forbid!! And as crazy as this might sound, she is my voice of reason, for better or worse... he he he he... She will be maid of honour at all 7 of my weddings and we will prolly arrive late, pissed, with dates!
Coming from a gal that’s only ever had guy friends, I think she rocks - as a matter of fact I have decided to have a T printed with the words "ABER ROCKS MY WORLD" on it
Here’s to you ABER!!! You are the bestest of the best!
And just a note to all the fucking cows out there, ever fucks with her and I will kill you!
Anyhoo, some background of the friendship, how it all started and how the two of us become Aber and crombie... We made the connection one dare I say frightfully scary and utterly boring eve in DBN... Yes peeps, in DBN. We gave each other a look and sort of knew that this is going to be the best friendship ever - screw all the historic couples, Anthony and Cleopatra, Tristan and Isolde... They have nothing on us!!! We just knew it!
There we were in the bathroom, talking crazy and laughing our asses off, when this whale like thing, slightly resembling a human waddles into the bathroom and started giving Aber crap... I bravely drew my sword - i.e. sharp Jozi tongue - and told her to not Fuck with us, because we will fuck her up... in saying that I also realized that if that thing tries to plunge her way in my direction taking momentum into account she could crush me with her arm! And bob forbid if she got me on the floor and sat on me... they wouldn’t even be able to identify me with dental records - there would be nothing left of me!!!
But I looked certain death straight in the eye and said I don’t care - Bring it on Bitch!! Anyhoo, she quickly realized that we would be a force to reckon with!!! We then (like one mind) decided to go and break into the bar as the only way we would be able to get through that night is to get totally and utterly shit-faced - and we did... We then proceeded to steal all their food, and hurried off to Tiger, where we immediately started fighting with the DJ... All in a days work!!
But back to the reason why I am posting this today of all days!!! She is simply the best!!! We laugh together, I am sure we will be able to cry together God forbid!! And as crazy as this might sound, she is my voice of reason, for better or worse... he he he he... She will be maid of honour at all 7 of my weddings and we will prolly arrive late, pissed, with dates!
Coming from a gal that’s only ever had guy friends, I think she rocks - as a matter of fact I have decided to have a T printed with the words "ABER ROCKS MY WORLD" on it
Here’s to you ABER!!! You are the bestest of the best!
posted by Crazy chicken at 2:27 PM
1 Comments:
Spank you Crombie! Luff you longtim fi' dollar - in non-lesbian way, of course!
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