To buy or not to buy is never the Question

Ok, so apart from having a not so good evening last night, I still woke up rather rejuvenated and ready to take on the Traffic Department and the rest of the people out there who have decided to make my life one big list of fucking annoying situations.

I braved the traffic department and to my utter surprise things weren’t so bad, I was ready to be hit with the summer smells the second I walked through the door... but no, to my surprise no one was sporting the lovely sweaty aroma usually associated with summer... I paid my fines, got my disc and headed back to the great O... only to deal with my stupid email program that decided to Fuck out.

Sorted some issues that came up over the weekend... and that brought me to my title... To buy or not to buy - I went to Brightwater commons over the weekend, Bob only knows why, maybe I felt the urge to dwell amongst the little people of Rough Randburg... who knows. Anyhoo, it was hellishly hot, every single person there looked as if they only partly dressed before leaving the house... I was about to start screaming at people to wake the fuck up and get outta my way, when I spotted them... They were beautiful, majestic, and they were al screaming: Take me home, make me yours!!!! I wanted them all, I need them all... I longed for a girlfriend to be supportive and tell me to follow my dreams, to take the plunge. But alas, no girlfriend insight... I stood there, weighing up my options, To buy or not to buy??? Have food for the rest of the month or look good... This is how it went:

Rational me: No, you cannot buy them, Granted they are gorgeous and the will go with so many outfits... but no, we need to eat!!

Irate Me: Shut up you stupid Bitch! No one cares about food! One day these will be handed to your grand children, and everyone will remember you for having such impeccable taste.

Rational Me: Do u honestly believe what you just said. That is the most insane thought that has ever popped into our head.

Irate Me: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You are annoying me, and if you don’t stop this behavior right now, I will drown you!

Rational Me: Ok, let me break it down for you. We need to eat, we need to get around i.e. have petrol. If you buy this, granted you might look absolutely great! You will however start passing out from lack of food, and that will affect my ability to work, and generate an income!! Do you want to get us Fired?

Irate Me: Fuck OFF!!


So the Rational Me won the conversation and I proceeded to drown her when I got home. There is nothing better than going for a little Retail Therapy... it makes you feel better the instant you swipe that card and walk out with some fabulous things to go home and parade in. So from now on the “To buy or not buy” dilemma will never ever be an issue! I say live like theres no 2morrow and look fab doing it!

Oh and note to self, never ever go shopping with a man, unless you will be using his card!